Feeling dead inside but still slaying sobriety? Same girl! This tee says what we are all thinking but with sass, style, and just the right amount of morbid humour. It is for recovery queens who know that sobriety isn’t always sunshine and rainbows—it’s more like laughing through the existential dread while floating in a flamingo pool toy… as a skeleton. (Relatable, right?)
Perfect for days that feel like a dumpster fire in a hurricane, this 100% cotton, no-side-seam wonder is soft, comfy, and absolutely unapologetic. Wear it loud and wear it proud because you might be dead inside—but at least you’re still sober—that’s badass!
Product features - Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort. - Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds durability. - Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment for a flattering fit. - Ethically produced using US-grown cotton, supporting sustainable practices. - Designed for adults, offering versatility for every occasion.
