Poisoning Ourselves for Fun!

Poisoning Ourselves for Fun!



 



WHAT CONSUMING 10 ALCOHOLIC DRINKS DOES TO YOUR BODY!

Let’s start with a fun little lie we’ve all collectively agreed to believe.

”That’s only a couple of drinks”.

Oh. Cute. Adorable. Delusional.

Because in the real world—the one with livers, neurons, and consequences—10 drinks isn’t “a couple.” It’s a full-blown physiological event. It’s not a vibe. It’s a biochemical crime scene.

And before anyone gets defensive and clutches their rosé like it’s a personality trait—this isn’t a moral lecture. This is a behind-the-scenes documentary of what your body is doing while you’re busy texting your ex, oversharing to strangers, and thinking you’re the funniest person alive.

(Spoiler: you’re not. You’re just louder.)

So let’s break it down.

Not in a boring, textbook, “alcohol is bad” way.

No, no.

We’re doing this in real time.

DRINK 1-2: “I’m Just Taking the Edge Off”

Ah yes. The warm-up round. The socially acceptable gateway to chaos.

You take your first sip and suddenly:

  • Your shoulders drop
  • Your thoughts slow down
  • Your anxiety packs its bags and says, “I’ll be back later, babe”

What’s actually happening?

Alcohol is already messing with your brain chemistry. It’s:

  • Increasing GABA (the “calm down” neurotransmitter)
  • Suppressing glutamate (the “think clearly” neurotransmitter)

Translation?

Your brain is being gently sedated while you call it “relaxing.”

You feel:
✨ More confident
✨ Less awkward
✨ Slightly charming (debatable)

Your body feels:
⚠️ Mild impairment already
⚠️ Slower reaction times
⚠️ Subtle decrease in judgment

But socially?

You’re thriving. You’re glowing. You’re saying things like:

“I’m not even tipsy.”

Ma’am. Sir. You are. You’re just in the denial phase.

DRINK 3-4: “I’m Fun Now”

Welcome to the sweet spot.

Also known as: the beginning of the end.

This is where:

  • Your inhibitions loosen
  • Your volume increases
  • Your personality becomes… bigger

You’re laughing louder. Talking faster. Interrupting more.

You think:

“This is me. This is my personality.”

No.

This is ethanol.

Your brain is now:

  • Struggling with decision-making
  • Losing grip on impulse control
  • Starting to store memories… poorly

Your liver?

Already working overtime like an underpaid intern.

Because here’s the thing:
Your liver can only process about
one standard drink per hour.

You’ve just given it four.

It’s behind. It’s stressed. It’s filing complaints.

DRINK 5-6: “I Love You Guys. 

Ah. Emotional vulnerability has entered the chat. This is where:  

  • Everyone becomes your best friend
  • You start hugging people you met 12 minutes ago
  • You declare deep emotional truths like:
  • “No but seriously… I just feel like you get me
  • Experiencing dopamine spikes (reward, pleasure)
  • Losing emotional regulation 
  • Entering early stages of memory blackouts 

 

Yes. Already.

Not full blackout. But fragmented memory formation.

Which means tomorrow you’ll say:

“I don’t remember that…”

And your friends will say:

“Oh, we know.”

Meanwhile, your body:

  • Is dehydrating
  • Has impaired coordination
  • Is beginning to lose temperature regulation

But you?

You’re thriving. You’re glowing. You’re probably sending a risky text.


 


DRINK 7-8: “I’m Fine”.

No, you’re not.

This is where things start getting… sloppy.

Your brain is now:

  • Struggling to form new memories (blackout territory)
  • Severely impaired in judgment
  • Functioning like a glitchy Wi-Fi connection

You:

  • Repeat the same story 4 times
  • Spill your drink
  • Forget what you were saying mid-sentence
  • Decide it’s a great time to make life decisions

Like:

“I should call them.”

No. You shouldn’t.

Your body is now:
⚠️ Significantly dehydrated
⚠️ Experiencing electrolyte imbalance
⚠️ Showing poor motor control

Walking becomes interpretive dance.

Speech becomes… optional.

And your liver?

Oh, it’s fighting for its life.


DRINKS 9-10: “This Is Where It Gets Interesting 


Congratulations. 

You’ve entered high-risk territory.

This is no longer “having fun.”

This is:
👉 Central nervous system depression
👉 Potential alcohol poisoning territory
👉 A very real risk of blackout

Your brain is now:

  • Barely forming memories
  • Severely impaired in coordination
  • Struggling to regulate basic functions

Your body:

  • Slowed breathing
  • Risk of vomiting (and choking—yes, really)
  • Blood alcohol concentration climbing into dangerous levels

But your perception?

Wildly inaccurate.

You might feel:

“I’m still fine.”

You are not fine.

You are a walking, talking medical liability.


 

THE NEXT DAY: “Never Again”. .

Ah yes. The hangover

Also known as:
Consequences with a headache.

You wake up and immediately regret every decision you’ve ever made.

Symptoms include:

  • Headache (your brain feels like it’s been drop-kicked)
  • Nausea (your stomach is filing for divorce)
  • Anxiety (hello, hangxiety, my old friend)
  • Dehydration (you are now 60% regret)

Your brain chemistry is wrecked:

  • Dopamine has crashed
  • Serotonin is low
  • Cortisol (stress hormone) is high

Which is why you feel:

anxious, flat, irritable, emotionally unstable

Also known as:
✨ Not thriving ✨

And let’s not forget the mental replay:

“Did I say that?”
“Why did I do that?”
“Should I move cities and start over?”

 


WHAT THIS DOES LONG-TERM (Because this isn’t just about one night).

Now here’s where it gets less funny and more oh… that’s concerning.

Repeated episodes like this can lead to:

🧠 Brain Changes

  • Memory impairment
  • Reduced cognitive function
  • Increased risk of anxiety and depression

❤️ Cardiovascular Impact

  • Increased blood pressure
  • Higher risk of heart disease

🧪 Liver Damage

  • Fatty liver
  • Alcoholic hepatitis
  • Cirrhosis

And yes… that thing no one likes to talk about:

☠️ Cancer Risk

Alcohol is a Group 1 carcinogen.

Same category as:

  • Tobacco
  • Asbestos
  • Radiation

But sure.

Let’s keep calling it “just a drink.”


THE BIGGEST SCAM OF ALL

Alcohol is the only drug where:

👉 If you don’t like it, people question you
👉 If it harms you, people blame you
👉 If you quit, people think you have a problem

Make it make sense. We’ve normalised:

We’ve normalised:

  • Poisoning ourselves for fun
  • Calling it “self-care”
  • And judging people who opt out

It’s giving society needs a group therapy session vibes. 


THE PLOT TWIST: 

Here’s the part no one tells you: 

You don’t actually need alcohol to:

  • Be fun
  • Be confident
  • Be social
  • Be interesting

That wasn’t alcohol.

That was always you.

Alcohol just:
👉 lowered your inhibition
👉 numbed your fear
👉 and took the credit

Rude, honestly.

 

FINAL THOUGHT:

Ten drinks doesn’t make you:
✨ funnier
✨ hotter
✨ more interesting

It makes you:
👉 neurologically impaired
👉 physiologically stressed
👉 and one bad decision away from chaos

And yet…

We glamorise it.

We celebrate it.

We defend it like it pays our rent.

 

But here’s the truth:

You deserve a life you don’t need to escape from.

Not one you have to blur, numb, or survive.

And if no one’s told you lately:

You’re not boring for choosing peace.
You’re not weak for choosing clarity.
You’re not missing out.

You’re finally seeing clearly.

Still sober. Still struggling. Still a god damn icon! 

~ Love Always, Sober Sister xo

WE DO RECOVER — RECOVERY IS POSSIBLE — RECOVER OUT LOUD FOR THOSE STILL SUFFERING IN SILENCE.


 

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