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A Thousand is Never Enough - Men’s Shirt
A Thousand is Never Enough - Men’s Shirt
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Ah yes, the classic lie: “I’ll just have one.” Next thing you know, it's Tuesday, you're shirtless in a strangers bathtub, and someone's grandma is yelling at you in a language you don't speak. This tee features a dead guy who still hasn't learned his lesson - because nothing says "unmanageable" like a skeleton pounding beers like happy hour never ended. It's a hilarious (and slightly disturbing) tribute to the beautiful insanity that was active addiction: where one drink was too many, and a thousand? Just a warm-up.
Perfect for men in recovery who can laugh at their past without wanting to relive it. Made from 100 cotton and zero denial. Rock this shirt and show the world you've retired from chasing the impossible buzz - and you've got the bones to prove it.
Product features
- Knit in one piece, reducing fabric waste and enhancing attractiveness.
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains its shape beautifully.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching.
- Made from durable, smooth fabric ideal for printing.
- Ethically produced with US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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